comedianthrax:

me: *makes a joke on a mutual’s post* heh heh THIS’ll give em a chortle

me after a minute without them acknowledging it: oh my god im a fucking fraud piece of shit im not funny im a disgrace in human form why do i even have followers

mutual: *likes and reblogs, adding “SNDHISBGNDSBBNLJG” or “FUCK” or something like that to the tags*

me: *in a deep, empowered, big-dicked voice that splits the continent in half and reveals a massive trove of gems and jewels that enhance the earth’s splendor immeasurably*

My name is Funnymandias, king of jokes:
Look on my blog, ye Mighty, and despair!

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