chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

salty-bacon:

Everyone: Omg listen to this amazing podcast!!

Me, a person who can’t pay attention to anything that doesn’t have visuals for more than 3 minutes without being bored/distracted:

daisyelf:

list of things that fuckin’ terrify me:

• rejection
  
• abandonment
  
• disappointing others
  

bumble-bee-pd:

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

klaviergavinwiki:

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.

my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday

me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

clericsbeast:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

spaceblob:

there are certain fictional works and characters where if you insult or criticize them in front of me i am mentally and emotionally incapable of taking it anything but personally

genes-belcher:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

andywarhoel:

i just hate how impulsively extroverted i get when i’m out in public or around people i want to impress, because the second i’m alone all i can think about is how annoying they probably thought i was or how i dumb i sounded