his kokoro went doki doki
*shuffles my papers* alright class. welcome to homestuck lore 101. in may there will be a final covering octopimp and other notable homestuck voice actors
*continuing* please note that there will be a ten page essay on the ramifications of early homestuck vriskcourse and how it mirrors the dirkscourse that folllowed after it! i will not be requiring you to pick a side, but i want full citations and at least one first hand account.
All this for a god damn 101 class?!?!
if you feel you cannot handle the courseload of this class you’re welcome to drop it but the only other class available is classpect speculation and the teacher in that subject does NOT grade on a curve
hey do you guys want to know what we watched in english class today? what our fucking teacher projected on the screen for the whole class to watch? do you know?

Troll Call, Lowblood Edition.
If you haven’t discovered your True Sign yet, check out the Extended Zodiac Test!
Pictured: godless heathens excommunicated from the extended zodiac.
i prefer to think that the extended zodiac is only a 12th of all the symbols because it doesnt take class into consideration.

Thanks for remembering
He’s your biggest fan.



